It's the Law!

So a friend of mine sent me a picture (via email) as a peace offering for something she had said. Unfortunately it was of some buff chick and i was apalled. I mean, seriously... I know that I haven't been able to "label" anything in my life as a relationship in pretty close to a year but gosh... I'm still in to DUDE's!! Which is basically what I responded to her. So a few minutes later she sent this pic with the caption... EYE CANDY...  and I laughed.

I laughed for one reason... and one reason alone.  Because this picture took me back.  About 3 or 4 years ago to when me and "G-money" were dating...  I had been emailing a friend of mine and we were discussing her facsination with Jude Law and I mentioned that I had a friend that kinda, sorta, almost looked like him (no names will be revealed) and I then found a picture of JL online, saved it to my computer (in the folder that also had pictures of this un-named friend) and proceeded to send both of them to her in an email... We nodded simultaneously through cyber-space and both agreed that there was a tiny resemblance.  With that, the conversation and the need for that picture of JL was over.  BUT as fate may hold it... I neglected to delete the photo out of my personal pictures and thus the stage was set for an all out WAR with my then boyfriend....

I was at work and for some reason (God remind me) he was at my house alone- no biggie.  Until I recieved the first of many text messages referring to my internet cache and the saved photo...  Because of course to find a photo that matched one I already had of my friend I had to do a search. (which was recorded in my history) The first message was something like, "So, I found it on your computer!".   ok...   I'll take the bait...  "what?".    "The picture of the guy you like THAT'S NOT ME!"...   "oh yeah, who?"......    "Why don't you tell me?".   *puzzled face*...  "I'm not sure, shed some light please?"....  "Don't deny it, YOU like Jude Law!"... (obviously I think we are joking at this point) so I continue...  "ohhhh baby, you know it... he really gets me going!" (worst mistake ever!!!) G-money continues... and to make it worse...   "I know you've been 'sl**ping with (insert friends name here) because he looks like Jude Law, admit it!"......  OHHhhhh... (shocked face),   "nope, that's a big N-O my friend..."

Well, this fight continues until I got home that afternoon where I find that not only is he serious but he is really mad at me... and I'm sorry to be horrible about this, but I found it absolutely hilarious!

To this day (if we were actually talking anymore) he would most likely bring it up in conversation! Sad I know.... and to think I almost married that one...  so much for honesty and love.

Speaking of marriages... I have more pics to add to the burgeoning collection of my fake wedding plans...  it's time for flowers:

I love the curly and whispy look of the first picture, like the stars in the second... the red in the third and ... just the simply elegance of the third... so I guess it will be cream flowers!

This wedding is shaping up quite nicely!  hahaha.