Wednesday, September 16, 2009

the sweet Shampoo Fairy strikes again!

I have made a discovery quite recently that the shampoo that I use has a mystical power over my love life. I know this may seem odd and unusual but it MUST be true. Allow me to explain. Perhaps a week or two before meeting Quuuuuuuuue I had bought for the first time Herbal Essences Long Term Relationship, a shampoo for long hair or rather una champu por cabello largo. Then as fate may have it we met and history was made. As things go in relationships it is/has been nice, even the break up that we had in Mid-March wasn’t hostile in any way… nor was it a traditional break up because we have yet to quit seeing each other, spending time together, date anyone else or even in any respect of the word, stop dating each other. This I never questioned because I just figured that since I’m remarkable in every sense of the word… who could leave (seriously joking). Then I realized last week when I went to buy more shampoo that they now have a new fragrance called “Breaks Over”. I purchased this type because my hair has been extremely messed up and the ends have been splitting. Of course, this weekend as almost every weekend since we’ve met, we spent time together and Quuuuuue had the opportunity to use the new champu and then something MAGICAL happened. He started being all attentive again… and has proceeded in calling me and texting me every day this week. It’s like we are starting all over again with the amount of attention… so the only thing I can assume is that this is a direct result of the shampoo…. WHICH by the way I noticed on the bottom of the bottle of BREAKS OVER it says: A LOVE POTION FOR BAD hair BREAK UPS.



So I’m not going to question the power of the shampoo. But I am going to go back and look for Herbal Essences Happily Ever After or possibly Surprise Proposal? Although if I were to make my own shampoo it would have a fold down label with a biography of my life the way it was intended to be written on it.

So I figure to be magical and inanimate means there must be a being that has enchanted the creamy goodness. A sort of Shampoo Fairy if you will and I have decided that I will honor the shampoo fairy in all her kindness by being her for Halloween! I have scoured the internet for a costume and this is the best I can find. What do you think?

3 comments:

  1. This is awesome. But...if you are anything other than Alice for Halloween I will cry.. ALOT! And possibly disown you.

    BTW totally just reness for word verification!

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  2. You didn't comment on my blog yesterday. AND you didn't post today. OMGWTFBBQ? You're slackin, slacker!

    Werd Verification: Fabaloso

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  3. Thanks for the sweet comment on my blog. You know, you may not do all the things I do, but you still do just as much! I can't begin to imagine being a single mom. Good job to you too!!

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