Friday, September 11, 2009

MASH

           M.A.S.H.
Husband                R P M                    Pet

Zack               _____________________                  Dog 
Taylor            |                                         |              River Otter
Adrian            |                                        |              Meerkat        
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 Car                |____________________|        Occupation
Black Porshe 911 Turbo                               Professional Pianist
Silver Z                                                         Clothing Designer
Black BMW                                                 Winery and Cheese 


Residence                                                                             Wedding Colors
Germany                                                       Black and Silver
Italy                                                              Ivory and Red
Monaco                                                        Champagne and green

Children                                                                              Honeymoon Locale  
  2                                                                  Brazil
  1                                                                  New Zealand
  0                                                                  Isle of Esme
So the other night me and Karen and Lori went out to have a little JUST GIRL TIME.  We ended up going to Chili's for dinner and then over the The Underground for coffee (or drinks as we like to call them).  As we were having a real kick booty good time and laughing parts of our bodies off Lori and I discovered that Karen, dear, sweet Karen, had NEVER played MASH as a child... this I attribute and BLAME on her sisters... I mean FOR real, who has 4 older sisters and still has never played MASH?  OK... so I got really excited and said, "geez, I wish we had some paper so we could play right now!"   **POOOOOF**  quite literally Karen magically makes paper appear on the table... and not just a scrap, or the back of a napkin... but  a WHOLE freaking notebook with a psuedo-marker board on one side.  *shrugs*  pretty damn cool if I have to be the one who says it...   OK.  so we do MASH on Karen. and then on Lori....   *BIG SMILE* and then on me... as you can see from above!!!!  I had such a wonderful awesome time... and I'm supposed to hang it on my wall but I'm afraid I'll lose it or my house will burn or something, so I chose to put it forever in cyberspace... typed in the same color as the walls in my bedroom ----ACK---- there's a gnat trying to fly up my nose, hold on a minute-----Sniff Sniff---- ok, it's gone.  SO, either way I have to say that I haven't had such a care free fun time in a while. Considering that we were not supposed to use anybody we actually KNEW, it pretty much had to be celebrity names and exotic places. You know, like it was when we were young and had vivid imaginations and dreams.... i guess i should have put, Chad Allen, Kirk Cameron and Makenzie Aston.  hahaha that's great!!! I wonder what they are up to these days... Did we do MASH when NKOTB was popular? or were we too old??? cause I so totally would have replaced Kirk Cameron with Joey McIntyre.  Mmmmaaaahahaha. 

3 comments:

  1. O.K. so ya never really played MASH...

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  2. First off, HA!!! This was great! Best blog so far! Second off, oh my god! Tomorrow night we have to take Amy to the underground and recreate this memory because she has never played MASH! Third off, Kirk Cameron is off spreading the word of God and what not. And I don't know who those others are..so they must be dead. /shrug

    And serious, why does everybody find it odd I carry random things in my bag? I mean, a huge notebook comes in handy, which I think I have proved! And so do other random things I keep in there. Sure they are random but i'm random and I need random things at random times. I'm a gemini afterall..

    Are gemini random? Ah well..it seemed like a good excuse. /shrug

    P.s. I pictures you typing with one hand while snorting a gnat out of your nose.

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