"You belong to Me" oh blog'o mine...

So this is the first of much rambling about things that would only entertain one or two people IF they are delusional, suffering from some mild form of mental instability or possibly taking illegal drugs of some kind. I apologize now.



I’ve also realized that this will be quite literally a “survival of the fittest” type blog for as it appears now; I will be constantly battling for the rights to use certain materials before KAREN gets to them! Yes, Karen- your name has appeared in not only the first blog, but the second paragraph, so to coin your phrase so eloquently “suck it” *insert random smiley face here-maybe with a pointy nose that no one really understands*. LOTI


I think the highlight/humorous/kids say the darnedest thing moment of today may have happened this morning before the sun was even up. “Is it bad when the bread is blue?” *shock*


Alright, so I didn’t want this to be the first “feeling” conveyed but I must gripe a tiny bit already. It seems lately that I have been down and I’m extremely worried because I know that the winter causes my SADD (google it, it’s a real issue) to increase to a level that I am not fully sure I can handle this year. I’m going to blame it on my upcoming menses this time, though I seriously doubt that is the reason. I don’t want to delve into the bullets of this at the moment but I will. Later. I. Will. So for now I will do what I do best when I feel bad… virtual shop… pictures below:

There, now I feel much better, isn't that gorgeous??

OH, btw…. Special thanks goes out to Karen for the trees, non-fixed on the sides of my blog. To Jake for saying I'm pornarific or pornalicious or whatever it was- it made me feel better. To General Mills, Hershey's, and Skippy for allowing me to enjoy MONGREL MIX. To Alice for letting me impersonate her. To my son just because he deserves to be mentioned, probably because he understands the actual concept of WCN and not only lets me participate but steals coffee when I'm not looking and puts himself to bed without any assistance from me. Yeah, he's pretty awesome!! To Jessica who makes me GET OUT so I don't lose my ever-loving mind.  To random minorities who insist on pumping my gas and leering at me with a tiny bit of "slobber" drizzling from one side of a loose smile. To Taylor- the love of my  life  week (maybe longer).  To my mom for making me smile (she's funny, you should talk to her sometime-and she wants to go back to Disney World without me- i'm pissed, maybe- probably not. I need to think about this more. and i need to stop making things in my parenthesis longer than the actual sentence that it's in). To the Lord above who made all of this possible and to the fans, for without you I wouldn't be where I am today.  OH... and also to Taylor Swift- she's an emotional badass and I want to imprint on her... but not in an inappropriate way. Maybe I should just get a rubber bracelet that says WWTSD.  (btw, title is compliments of her too) ok. Well, that's all for now.